February 2012
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nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
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basically spent my entire week staring at bambi-eyed boy hoping he will notice then miraculously fall in love with me and we’ll get married in a forest
look i’ve become attached to someone under 40 AND know them away from the internet
almost the entirety of my life is spent drawing i think my eyes/brain/hands are going to melt
drawing proportionate figures is SO HARD no one understands
ferndurnan asked: What's your favourite fruit? (That's not even strange, but my mind is a bit numb tonight) xo
send me strange asks because i have had little... →
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remember the days of being an early manics fan and hardly being able to tell richey and nicky apart
what happened
i judge you on whether you call your evening meal dinner, supper or tea
faggotnazi666:
thepizzaqueen:
why do people still have offensive urls
with like ‘faggot’ and ‘nazi’ and ‘666’ and things like that
i mean honestly
why?
hey
that hurts
things i did today
had counselling and i had to describe each member of my family with 3 words and i realised how little i know about anyone and the only word i could describe my grandparents with was ‘posh’
went to school and got made to play fucking dodge-ball and it was terrifying and i don’t understand why it’s legal to chuck balls with all your strength at people...
Anonymous asked: i hate u xxx anon
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really pissed off that God didn’t make me steve strange
no one pays attention to me
i’m not sure if it’s good or bad that i don’t get anon hate
surely some attention is better then none
or is it
hhhhhhm
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groupsexinthekremlin:
i want to make a funny video with an internet friend sigghhh i’m going to do some sit ups instead
me in the future okay
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“tomorrow you will notice the car isn’t driving well because the boot is...”
– my dad
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